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Laws of the house

1) Thou shalt not steal thy roomie’s towel.

2) Thou shalt not lie to thy roomie and tell him thast thou does not have thy roomie’s towel

3) If thou steal thy roomie’s towel, do not replace it with a 30 year old washrag that has no fluff left in it and hope that he does not notice

4) If thy roomie does notice forementioned washrag replacement, and questions thou about it, do not playst dumb and continue lying.

5) If thou are reading this, and hast broken laws 1-4 or any combination thereof, please replace thy roomie’s towel back on the towel rack where thou found it

So yeah, I’m a little miffed about this one… Two weeks ago when my roommate’s brother was in town, my towels started disappearing one by one… first, my good brown one… no problem, I replaced it with my other brown one… only to find that one disappeared… So I was reduced to using a 30 year old towel that you can see through because it has no fluff left in it… and guess what!! that one ran off!!! so I started asking questions… my roommate said he didn’t know, but offered to let me “borrow” a towel from him… so I used that one, and just a few minutes ago, it mysteriously ran off and left the 30 year old piece of crap in its place… So I ask my roommate about it again… and again, I get denial… like I don’t know where my towels went…

now granted, the towels belong to the house, but I chose those towels the first week I was here and they have been “mine” since then… I use them, I wash them, I fold them, and I keep them in my room!!

so enough of that rant…

anyone wanna buy a geforce4 ti 4600? top of the line… I got it, and it turns out I can’t use it until I buy a new motherboard and processor… I got a great deal on it, though, so I hate to take it back… I may just let it sit in my closet until I upgrade this summer… but boy, look out then… :) consequently, if anyone has a spare motherboard with an agp 2.0 slot on it… let me know :)

And I don’t have double standards… how many people agree that you can justifiably use two different rating systems for cars and computers? I mean, really :)

done teaching labs for this semester ::and there was much rejoicing:: unfortunately I have to grade everything now… :(

After friday, it’s all downhill… final projects, here I come….

my favorite color is a dark true green or a dark hunter green… I discovered this when I was home for easter… I’ve thought for the longest time it was either blue or black, but when I got my new wolf shirt from my brother and sister, I realized how much I really enjoy a true dark green… not olive or drab or any of the other greens I have… just real dark green :) go figure :)

metaphorically speaking… going back to manda’s blog, if JP is a package of condoms on a rack of rubber bands… I think I’m the package of rubber bands surrounded by condoms… go figure that one out :) I’m not sure if this is what I would truly characterize myself as, but in some odd way, it makes sense… same material… different purpose…

Then again, I kinda like Deedee’s analogy for me… I am Morton’s Salt… Just one will last you a lifetime… :)

Ok, random thought time……

if anyone wants something etched into glass… let me know… I have had a need to use the big laser downstairs and haven’t had a purpose…

I’m going to intentially mismatch my uniform when I compete in the karate tournament in two weeks… I’m also going to be performing a sai kata at the tournament… a weapon in which I have had maybe 15 minutes instruction… And to make it better… everyone at the kenpo place envies my sais :) they don’t do weapons… :)

mcdonald’s had chicken strips on their new taste menu, but I wasn’t fooled… I still had double cheeseburgers for supper tonight

I missed an incredible ISS fly over… :(

I haven’t played my guitar in weeks and I’m starting to lose my caluses (sp?)

I have canned fruit in my refridgerator that has been their since I moved in…

I have a new credit card….

Someone should turn the whole “What grocery store item are you?” thing into an online test….

Last but not least… I miss DeeDee!!!

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Goodnight….

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