Moe Warning!!! Caution, if you have ever been to Brian’s page, there is now a contract out on your life. Moe has contracted several shady characters everywhere to take out the friends of brian. Today, just a few minutes earlier, I had an encounter with one of Moe’s henchmen while trying to take a shower. He was a big fella, and he had me cornered… a quick dodge put the hot water between him and me, and while he was trying to get around to get at me, I sneakily reached out of the shower with one hand and managed to grab an entire roll of toilet paper… The end came quick for this henchman… he’s now resting in pieces attached to a soggy roll or toilet paper in the bottom of the wastebasket…