well, the weekend was a complete blast. my sister was in town, and we went and played games with friends and went to the ren fest. Even if I had a stenographer in my back pocket, I would not have been able to capture all of the worthwhile quotes that came out of this weekend. Instead, I’ll give you a bunch of random snippets of conversations or ideas that may have been discussed or observed over the course of the weekend:

- pa-POW! Toast is DONE, M—– F—–!!
- BAM! is the sound babies make when they explode.
- early mornings suck
- renfest outfits make some people very dancy.
- dancing is contagious
- sound and fury = awesome
- my sister has been places I haven’t.
- magic is still fun.
- apparently, I can be intimidating just by walking.
- throwing stars are easier than throwing axes.
- I don’t think there’d be as much giggling as you think.
- there are not nearly enough broken headlights in houston.
- some hugs will just knock your feathers off.
- I was cheated. at least twice.
- I am Swishy McSwisherton.
- you can fit more people in a bed if they’re naked.
- That’s what she said.

there are so many other things, and I might get to post them later, but I really need sleep. suffice it to say that my sister will never think of me the same again after spending a weekend around me and my friends. tomorrow, I send her back to memphis, and that is sad. it’s been fun having family around, even if it was only for a short while.