So apparently, I have superhuman focusing ability. Unfortunately, my visual acuity sucks. So, basically, I can see things in 9 shades of blurry.
This might explain why the other optometrist said I was a problem patient, though. Apparently, on any given day, my eyes can accept a range of prescriptions. However, I’ll still get headaches if my prescription doesn’t match my true needs. Thus why the last prescription didn’t work. I wasn’t crazy… the other optometrist just wasn’t thorough.