I promised an educational entry… so I’ll do that real quick.

Did you know that hippos have very interesting tails? They are very short, but very thick, and all muscle, apparently. They can move incredibly fast. Just fast enough, actually, to fling poo at exactly the rate it comes out of their behinds. Flying hippo poo. And lot of it! These guys fling poo everywhere! We thought the walls of the hippo enclosure were covered in dirt… ooooohh no. poo. Deedee had a camera pointed right at the hippo when he decided to demonstrate this supernatural poo-flinging ability, but we were both so shocked at the efficiency of the poo-distribution that neither of us thought to push the button.

So there you have it. Education. No longer should you be afraid of monkeys that can fling poo. It was determined that “the number one phrase you would never hear Chad say” would be perfectly acceptable and understandable if I ever find myself standing behind a hippo at a bad time. Which brings up my next point, actually…

Deedee is compiling a list of the Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear Chad Say… I am curious what people think might go on that list. So feel free to leave a comment below and vote for your favorite

ok… gotta run for now…