Someone recently commented that some of the quotes on this blog, when taken out of context (which all of them are) are very questionable in their very nature… so I have two quotes for you today. Both out of context. One of these I heard out and about in huntsville, but I will leave it to you to figure which is which.

In other news, We’re in Huntsville (obviously, by the previous statement “out and about in huntsville”), spending time with Deedee’s family. We’ll be heading to memphis soon, but I’m a bit depressed by it, actually. It’ll be the first time since before I was born that we will not be spending Christmas Eve at my grandmother’s house. Grandma is in the hospital, currently, and so the rest of the family will be taking turns going and seeing her, but there will be no big get-together this year… Kinda sad. Guess it plays into this year’s theme of breaking old traditions and starting new traditions, though.

ok… more later… gotta sleep… must drive in the morning.

Quote of the Day (and Yesterday):

“I’ve said some funny things in my life, but I’ve never made anyone puke their crotch.”

“Hey, Dude, it’s not like I was trying to stick my fingers up your butthole or anything weird like that.”