For those of you still keeping track of the campaign, my challenger continues to make valid points that I approve of… no pop up adds on the internet… getting rid of the stupid people of the world… no more racial identifiers such as “african-american” or “canadian-american” (can you do that?) I’ll even take that one a step further… no government forms will have a place for race on it… none… I believe I already abolished organizations such as the NAACP a while back… Any form that relates to getting a job will not have race, sex, or name… your name and sex will be on a separate form that is not used when deciding who gets the job. Questions such as “Can you lift 100lbs?” will be allowed if the job requires lifting 100lbs… questions such as “Can your urinate standing up?” will not be allowed…

As for the accusations that I tried to bribe someone… they are correct… However, I did not just use a box of donuts… I offered my challenger’s brother the position of Lord High Chancellor of Information Technology, AND a box of donuts… If anyone else can justify being appointed to a position of high authority, then let me know…

I’m also tossing around the idea of allowing workers to whack their bosses or other coworkers with notepads, books, papers, etc. if said boss/coworker does not listen… If you say to a coworker, “I am not starting any new projects” and he says back “Why don’t you start this new project for me so I don’t have to”, then you have the right to whack them with whatever you have in your hands at that time… (always carry something with you)… if you say to this person again, “I am not starting any new projects” and they say back, “yes, that is nice, but why don’t you start this new project for me” then you have the right to drop whatever you have and search for a new object to whack him with… there will be no repercussions for whacking your boss…

gotta do real work… more campaigning later…