So my esteemed challenger has posted his daily proposed reforms, and again, today, I find myself at odds with roughly half of his points. For all those voting in the upcoming elections, do you realize that you are no more than “cannon fodder” to my challenger? something to think about… Also, do you realize that he has already promised to give favors to his personal friends? is this really the kind of person you want to elect to Supreme Ruler of the World?

I have been accused of creating “soft reforms”. Someone has said that I am afraid of hurting someone’s feelings… I hardly feel like my stance on public canings caters to the soft at heart.

I agree about the weathermen… none of them will be allowed on screen.

While I will not abolish country music, I will severely limit the industry, but not as severely as I will limit rap music. I will create a commission to develop HEMP rifles (Hand-held Electro-Magentic Pulse rifles) that will automatically disable and destroy all electronic equipment aboard any vehicle who is playing their music too loudly…

PT Crusiers and SUT’s will be destroyed… but, as an owner and fan of older mustangs, not every older model car will be destroyed. Old and ugly models such as Pintos will be destroyed (JP and Scott excluded) All owner/operators of VW Buses will be registered because my country will need to keep track of both terrorists and ultra-hippies, and we all know those are the only two kinds of people who drive VW Buses.

Now for my big reforms of the day… Welfare… Welfare will be abolished in its current form. A new system will be implimented to help unemployed persons for a maximum of 6 months. If, at the end of that time, they have not found a job, they must not have been looking. People who become disabled will be treated under a different plan. Also, any man or woman having more children than they can support will be sterilized. A couple may appeal this decision during a timeframe of one month after the last child is born, but if they manage to become pregnant again without increasing their means, they run the risk of having their children taken to the NABFCSP.

That’s all for today… and remember, vote Me for Supreme Ruler of the World…