I found this kind of interesting:
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Sorry I haven’t posted in a [...]

So my esteemed challenger has posted [...]

Second,
It has been two days since [...]

Two things….
First. It has come [...]

So what would you do? [...]

ok, so I haven’t written in [...]

ok, today’s quote hands-down belongs to [...]

this bothers me… no matter what [...]

ok… It seems to me [...]