so there I was minding my own business when Kris walks up behind me and whacks me across the back of the head with a big stick… I asked him why and all he said was he would continue to whack me with said stick until I installed his blogback code, and then he mumbled something about world domination, I’m not real sure… all I know is that he stood over me and periodically whacked me with that stick until through pain and agony, I was able to install his code on my blogger..

after that, he mumbled something about having to be home by supper and he jumped out of the window and flew off…

for some reason the comments thing doesn’t completely work yet, but maybe it’ll fix itself before someone realizes it yet…

happy birthday to me… ::sniff:: happy birthday to me… ::sniff sniff:: happy birthday, dear chad….. ::sniff:: happy birthday… to…. me…. ::sniff::

did I envoke any pity there? good I tried I am a bit bummed by the fact that I didn’t get a cake this year… but it’s my own fault… I was gonna get stuff to make me a cake and kept forgetting…. I forgot my own birthday, how bad is that… everyone else rememberd, and that’s kinda cool

for those of you who are wondering, Deedee’s present to me was NOT, in fact, naked pictures… they were silk boxers which my mom took to mean something it didn’t…

other than that, not much going on… and what is going on, I can’t post here because it’s a seeeecret

later

you know, it’s one thing to try to figure out where manda keeps finding these tests… it’s another thing to try to figure out why I feel compelled to take them, too

other than that, not much has happened… I nearly cut off my finger trying to install my new geforce3!!! yes, I have a geforce3, and richard and I think it must be slightly Satanic (but highly accidental) to annoint your new video card in blood before you install it… it also makes it difficult to type with a bandaid… and I cut my clicky finger! how much does that suck? I played wolfeinstein and could shoot anyone! but the graphics looked great before I died when people breath, it shows a cloud of vapor disappating in front of them it’s cool

later…

hey…

if anyone posted a comment on my last couple of posts, can you put them back? someone erased all my comments… (probably cause I had one with 44 comments, no?)

ok… ok… richard one-upped me on a couple of the questions:

10. I would give anything for a chance to… become lord high ruler of the planet, because it’s the only possible way I could weild enough power to over come my irrational fear of pinguins…

4. Favorite childhood memory? Birth

Just so people don’t complain about me never updating… here is today’s update…. it is a copy of my homework that I just finished printing out to turn in in my spacecraft design class… The professor is the director of LASP… a big professional research center… it’s kinda funny that he would ask such open ended questions

Homework #1: General Questions about the Students

1. What do you hope to become? A moderately well-paid aerospace engineer working for NASA in the area of human space flight.

2. What was the last good movie you saw? I watched The Lord of the Rings last night.

3. Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper

4. Favorite childhood memory? This is a relatively difficult question. I’m not sure if I have a single favorite memory, but I would say any memory of my grandmother is a happy memory.

5. Nobody knows that I am… stalker… Well, at least according to one overly paranoid girl who saw me once too often walking across campus. The fact that I’m a stalker is so well guarded that even I didn’t know it until the campus police notified me.

6. If I were going to the moon I would take… a roll of duct tape. NASA can provide the essentials, but when everything starts to break, duct tape can fix anything. I might also consider my Gerber utility knife, but only if there’s enough room once I’ve packed my duct tape.

7. I ate for dinner last night… I ate a bag of M&M’s while I was watching Lord of the Rings. I’m sure this counts as dinner because it cost me more than a Big Mac meal at McDonald’s.

8. Now that I am growing up I can no longer… play on the playground at Burger King. This isn’t something I try often, but they seem very determined in their decision to keep me off the playground equipment.

9. The worst advice my mother ever gave me was… “Wait until your financial stable to get married” I’m not married yet, but if I waited until I was financially stable to do so, I’d die single. No one is ever financially stable. If this was sound advice, no one I know would be married, including my parents, thereby negating my entire existence. Therefore, I think it is fair to disregard this tidbit of parental guidence.

10. I would give anything for a chance to… go into space. Like most aerospace engineers, I truly want to be an astronaut, but my eyesight is borderline, and my height and weight are against me. By the time I qualify to be an astronaut, I’ll probably be disqualified. That’s why I plan to win the lottery and buy a ticket into space.

Now not everything is off the wall answers, but I hope he appreciates the fact that I’m a stalker and I value duct tape over oxygen… We’ll see

So I just had a pretty adult conversation with my Dad… that’s cool… other than that, not much is happening… been busy… I miss Deedee, and she’s out right now, so I can’t pick up the phone and call her… that sucks…

oh, and amanda… if you read this before I talk to you… answer your phone!!! I need to ask you something…

I nearly got ran over by a deer yesterday… Was walking to the bus stop, not paying much attention to where I was going and this flash of brown went right under my nose… I looked up kinda startled, and the deer had stopped about six feet away and turned his head around to look at me, and I could have sworn he had a look that said “Watch where you’re going next time”. That’s not to say he was a very rude deer… he was actually very considerate because after he crossed the street, he got on the sidewalk and walked down the rest of the street on the sidewalk…

Also… I’m thinking about taking Kenpo… any objections?

Let it be known that I RULE scrabble…

Final Score:

Brian: 90

DeeDee: 109

Me: 237

Ok… this was too good not to post… I’ve already been to all my classes this morning and wondered around the building some before getting on a crowded bus and coming home… So I’m sitting here on the computer, and I stretch and feel something on my shirt. I look down and realize that I had a huge plastic sticker that said “XL – X-LARGE” running down the entire length of my new sweatshirt I wore today… I actually stopped and talked to people today… Makes me wonder if they think I’m an idiot or what!